· Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's far too much fraternizing with the enemy.
· There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
· Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
· Don't worry about the world ending today...
It's already tomorrow in Australia. (unless you're in Australia - then start worrying)
· Character is what you are.
Reputation is what people think you are.
· Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
· A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work..
· A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.
· The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
· There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
· If at first you don't succeed...
well, so much for sky diving.
· A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things:
1 - Women,
2 - Fractions