The Science degree graduate asks, "Why does it work?"
The Engineering degree graduate asks, "How does it work?"
The Accounting degree graduate asks, "How much will it cost?"
The Arts degree graduate asks, "Would you like fries with that?
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To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.