10) First 5,000 pages are kind of wordy;

  9) The inspirational foreword by Larry King;

  8) Iraq's most dangerous weapon: a rocket-powered goat;

  7) Using Saddam's system, fans are 80 percent more successful when betting against the spread in interconference games;

  6) At several points "plutonium" is crossed out and "chocolate milk" is written in;

  5) The whimsical cartoon character "Blinky" who introduces each chapter;

  4) Hilarious joke about Saddam's mother-in-law's meatloaf and weapons of mass destruction;

  3) For a while Tariq Aziz wrestled under the name "Iron Sheik";

  2) Declaration number one -- Bon Jovi rules!;

  And the Number One Surprise In The 12,000 Page Iraqi Declaration:

  1) More fun than Al Gore's new book.