Actual Instruction Labels

	ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping.
	ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
	ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap.
	ON A FROZEN DINNER: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
	ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP: Fits one head.
	ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
	ON MARKS AND SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating.
	ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not iron clothes on body.
	ON BOOTS CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
	ON NYTOL (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness.
	ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children.
	ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or outdoor use only.
	ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: Not to be used for the other use.
	ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: Warning: contains nuts.
	ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
	ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.