Actual Newspaper Headlines

	Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.
	Drunk gets nine months in violin case.
	Survivor of siamese twins joins parents.
	Prostitutes appeal to Pope.
	Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years.
	Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds dead.
	Man struck by lightning faces battery charge.
	New study of obesity looks for larger test group.
	British union finds dwarfs in short supply.
	Deaf college opens doors to hearing.